The two-headed shark, anxiety/depression, got its teeth into me again for a while (this is what happens when I do nothing for too long: I realize how long I’ve been doing nothing and nothing good ever comes of that because my shark-self has to keep moving) but I’m feeling much better now, albeit a little frantic for change.
More and more I realize that I do not belong here. It’s like I’m getting claustrophobic inside my own life and I need to get out.
So, because I don’t have the funds to hop a plane tomorrow to… wherever…
PROJECT ESCAPE HATCH*
Phase One: Get a job
Phase Two: Save money
Phase Three: Hair school
Phase Four: Cosmetology license
Phase Five: GTFO
*This is—regrettably—a long-range plan (years) and subject to change (damn it).