12|22|12 (a fragment)

You should always be less concerned about the apocalypse than you are about the people who are waiting for the apocalypse.

Those are the people you need to watch out for.

You’ll be able to recognize them easily. When it happens, they’ll be the ones breaking glass and burning things. Remember: They’ve been waiting for this.

But it didn’t happen yesterday. The doomsday prophets were wrong again.

How disappointing.